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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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