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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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