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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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