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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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