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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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