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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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