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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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