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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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