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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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