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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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