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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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