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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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