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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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