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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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