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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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