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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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