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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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