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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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