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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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