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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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