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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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