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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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