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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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