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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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