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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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