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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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