Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.