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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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