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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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