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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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