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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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