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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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