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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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