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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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