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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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