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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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