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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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