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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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