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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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