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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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