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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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