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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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