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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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