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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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