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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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