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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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