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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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