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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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