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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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