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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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