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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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