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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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