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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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