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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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