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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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