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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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