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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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