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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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