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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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