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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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