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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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