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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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