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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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