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Pet death

My mother-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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